
A few more reviews have surfaced for Danielle’s latest chiller ‘Piranha 3DD’, which started in UK cinemas today. Sadly, it isn’t getting the same awesome critics the 2010 film got. Still, I’m sure it will be an enjoyable flick for any Danielle Panabaker fan, let’s not forget she’s the lead of the film, and so far critics have not attacked her performance in any way.
Maddy (Panabaker) is at war with her stepfather Chet (Koechner). Together they own a water park, and Chet has fired all the lifeguards, replaced them with strippers, and invented the world’s first strip club swimming park… It’s utterly ridiculous stuff that channels directly into the spirit of Roger Corman’s original.
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Aesthetically, things remain pretty much the same as the original, with splatter effects and jiggling breasts very much the major focus. Something, however, clearly hasn’t translated. This one feels tamer and less sure of itself. Yes, the boobs bounce right on cue and half-chewed faces are given extreme close-ups, yet not even a smirk is raised.
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Contrary to what we might sometimes feel, you can’t just throw a few tit shots and a bit of gore onto any old piece of shit and wind up with a great B-movie. We have to earn those money shots. Look at Piranha 3D; we’re given time to get to know Jerry O’Connell, Kelly Brook and Riley Steele, every successive scene making us that bit more anxious to see the girls getting naked and Jerry suffering a hideous death; subsequently, it’s a reward when those sights are delivered. Here, with Danielle Panabaker, Katrina Bowden, Meagan Tandy; yes, they’re all lovely to look at, but it’s evident early on that none of them will actually be disrobing, and in a film of this nature that is simply breaking the rules. Throwing in a few anonymous naked extras now and then, no matter how visually striking they may be, simply won’t make up the difference.
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